First of all, we’re not going to do any math. Or science. No math or science. This is a numbers-free space. We’re just not going to do it, and you can’t make us. We will apply a Seinfeldian linguistic analysis, however (don’t worry, it will only take a moment). Ahem: What is the deal with […]
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An Easy Guide to Decoding Your Volkswagen Instrument Panel
One of the most bewildering experiences in modern life is trying to decode the warning symbols on your car’s instrument panel. What do they mean? Who made these? What are we supposed to get out of “squiggle, squiggle, oil can, exclamation point”? Thankfully, Leith Volkswagen of Raleigh’s service department has made an easy-to-read, colorful guide […]
“Are You Decent?” The Spring Car Cleaning Tips You’ve Been Waiting For
It is said that in the olden times, as members of the human race pulled themselves out of caves and huts after the winter, they looked at their sports cars and minivans and thought, “I wonder if the Clean-o-Quik closes before five today.” As Spring arrives and waves of pollen and flower buds slough themselves […]